Laugh a little before going out today... Funny joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing
math problems when his teacher picked
him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there
were five birds sitting on a fence and you
shot one with your gun, how many would
be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest
would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher,
"but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for
you. If there were three women eating ice
cream cones in a shop, one was licking her
cone, the second was biting her cone and
the third was sucking her cone, which one
is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess
the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the
wedding ring on her finger, but I like the
way you're thinking."